Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You dont lie about slip and slides
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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