How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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