Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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