I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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