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say what?
wanna hang out?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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