I accidentally burped into my bong.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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