For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We were destined to go to rehab together
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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