it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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