I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize