We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I cockslap morals
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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