im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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