i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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