I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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