yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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