it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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