Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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