so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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