Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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