"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so that wasnt chicken after all
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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