Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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