Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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