So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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