Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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