it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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