Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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