so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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