So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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