She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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