Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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