It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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