No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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