This show inspires me to have sex in space
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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