She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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