Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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