is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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