I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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