So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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