the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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