drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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