are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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