this beer tastes like vomit already
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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