Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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