I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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