I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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