I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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