the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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