i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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