normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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