there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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