the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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