She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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