Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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